All you need is a long piece of fabric. No threads, no sweatshops, no deliveries…But then you’ll need one for when the other one is in the wash. And one warm and one light one of course. Then one for your wedding. And one for your sister’s wedding. Oh and a sturdy one for painting the walls/gardening/whatever messy thing you do. Aaaaand we are pretty much back to where we are now, aren’t we?